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Does anyone know of a website where you can get free computer training online? Hi! Is there a website where I can get free computer training (for Microsoft Office Skills) online? I am laid off and I would like to utilize some of this time to improve my skills. I know I would not get a certification, but the training might help. Any information would be appreciated! Thank you! Thank you to you all! This will be very beneficial to me. Hope have a great one! :)
Free online computer training for a technophoib? Ok I need to find a free online course on how to work a computer..I'm talking from the very basic stuff..Imagine its a 90 year old woman we are trying to teach here..My mother recently purchased a computer to keep in contact with me via Skype while I'm travelling around Australia,but she has absolutely no clue how to use computers..My family and friends have shown here how to use Skype but I would like her to be able to do more..I think she wants to no more also...I have her email address and told her I will find an online course or something along those lines that she could learn from..Something with video lessons would be perfect..So that's where you come in..All suggestions will be greatly appreciated..Best answer for the one that I pick.
Free Online Computer Courses with Certificate? At which site can I find FREE online computer training courses, where at the end you receive a certificate. Thanks in advance!
where can I learn computer training online for free? computer online training for networking,programing, systems administration?
What is the best resource for free online training in computer programing/software deveopment for beginners.? The student has just turned 13 and is beginning to get serious on what he wants to study in college and do for a career. His interest appears to be in writing software and programing. What is the best resource for him to get started? Where should he begin?
how can I register for computer training Online for Free? I have been findin g a way to refister for computer trainign but every one I checked asks for credit card or paypal, please help me out
where can i find a free online training course for computer science?? like c programming....windows basics....like that...
free computer training? where could i get complete computer networking training online for free
Are there any free CompTia/A+ training material online? I'm currently taking an A+ computer training course but want to get ahead of the game. Is there any "free" training material online I can use that will be helpful?
where can I get free computer training for illiterate? where can I get free computer training for illiterate to learn like a pro online of off
free basic computer skills training? Pleas who can tell me free basic computer skills training online.
any realy free-of-charge colledge educations on computer training? online free computer education
Online computer training? Is there any website (free or paid) that provides real trusted online training for Oracle / Solaris , DB@ ,.... ? Thank you
Looking for free online training? I don't have the money to go to college and i am in dire need of a job Is there any good free sites that offer free training to beef up my resume I am looking to get into computer programing but at this point anything will work Any help is greatly appreciated
Computer training for kids? I'm getting a computer that my 9 yr old niece will be using.She does stuff on computers in school but I dont think she knows much about computers really. I want her to get some basic computer knowledge under her belt before she uses the computer.Is there some free online basic training for kids her age? or maybe some training freeware I can download for her to use? Or even some websites that can help her? Please & thank you!
Computer training copyrights? I'm an IT and I do alot of computer instruction with friends and family. i have gathered my material from experience and layouts from various sources. It has been suggested by many that I should start teaching computer class as a part-time gig. Will I be voiding any copyright laws by assembling a "Study Guide" or "Instructors Guide" from various material that's free online for training purposes? Thanks for any suggestions!
What's the simplest computer languages that a Novice w/NO training or background in computers can learn free? I want to use my computer to self-teach myself a computer programming language that I can eventually use on my employment resume, but I am a complete computer NOVICE with no computer training and very little knowledge of any one specific program (I don't use my computer except for online computer gaming and things like socializing on places like Facebook or to compose very simple letters on MSWorks' Word Processor). I've heard that some of the free tutorial websites are easier than others to learn from and that you can do it without having to go out and buy books and that you can set your computer up as a practice lab for the things you learn. (Can anyone give me feedback on this or tell me how to do this?) What is the easiest basic or general programming for someone like me to learn that has the best potential to be in demand for employment that I can start off with to get my foot in the door of a job in some type of generalized or basic entry-level programming position of any type? Please DON'T tell me about how I can go to a community college to learn it because I have been unemployed for over 2 yrs now (due to getting sick with cancer that is now in full remission) and about how there are student loans, grants and scholarships that I may be able to apply for and/or qualify for, because at my age (45), I really don't want to mess with any of that and I would rather try to learn it on my own using my home computer and a good tutorial website that can teach me on a step-by-step basis. Any answers are appreciated.
Are there any online sites that offer Computer Based training and certifications? I am looking to use my free time at home to take Computer Based Training (CBT) so that I can get certified in various IT subjects such as Network Security/Lan Administration.
Does anyone know of a good free online tutorial for Microsoft SQL Server 2000? I'm trying to brush up my computer skills and I'm looking for a free online tutorial or computer based training for Microsoft SQL Server. I'm willing to pay a small fee if I have to.
What would be a good online training site that teaches lots of computer related stuff..not just basics? My son really wants to learn all he can about computers. I know some sites to teach him how to make a very basic page (yahoo or aol) but what other site (free) are great for teaching just about anything on pc programming and related topics? Thanks so much for any and all help!
computer programming training HELP? I am looking for a good online training(possibly free) for web development, java, or any good programming language. I want to prepare for my college classes for CIS. Thanks.
Is there a free MS word tutorial anywhere online? I've only really started using computers regularly over the past couple of years and there are many things I don't know about the functions of basic word. I'd like to find a place where I can receive some free training in this and any other computer applications.
is their a website where i can learn about computer and softwares ? i want to learn Photoshop and powerpoint on internet free .is there any site that offers free online training for this softwares?
Where can I get free training for Microsoft Office? I see a lot of jobs asking for experience in Microsoft Office, Excel, etc...I don't have these programs installed on my computer, nor do I have them on disk. Can I get training for them online? And how will this boost my job search? (Why are these programs used, what are they used for?)
I can't remember the name of a computer game: initials are vc...? Theres this free online computer game. It involves you making an account and creating a charecter from scratch, with colours of clothes and everything. Then you go into training, and there are all these different worlds etc,. Does anyone know what this game is?
i'm interested in A+ training.. Does anyone know where i can get a free online course.? by the way i am a begginer in the computer field and have very little knowledge.
Programmers and tech people, Help!!!Creating a online training program? I would like to create a program that people could view only on my website. What I am looking to do is allow people to purchase my training course on my site. People should be able to click the icon for the training and take the whole course from their computers. I will provide study materials separately. I want people to have viewing ability only. How do I create this type of online instructional free or at little cost? Please advise. Thanks.
I want to post free classifieds ads in mexico, jamaica and pureto rico.? I want post free classifieds ads in mexico, jamaica and pureto rico countiries to advertise computer classes and online training programs. Can you please help to choose the right free classifieds websites in these counties ?
computer programs? Does anyone know of free online training for programs such as word, excel, or office training.
how do i activate/install activeX on my home computer so i can download a training module? im new at this ....got as far as it says to sign on as administrator and then to download a file and restart. I dont know how to access as administrator. Better yet anyone know a good free online website to bone up on skills that wouldnt require such a task???? help!! job opp is right around the corner
DO YOU HAVE TO BE A COMPUTER GENIUS TO HAVE A SUCSESSFULL WEBSITE? ARE ALL THE WANNABES JUST DREAMING WITHOUT HAVING SOME KIND OF REAL TRAINING. OR WILL CREATIVITY AND FREE ONLINE TOOLS WORK FOR ANYONE WILLING TO LEARN A LIITLE.
advice on how to post my web site for free on internet? Recently became involed with a decent home base multi marketing company. My upline person has an extreme problem staying focussed on questoions about computer and product knowledge. Copany does have online training but I need to spread the word for free hopefully. Please view site www.myutilitybrokers.com/billr so you know i'm for real.
I would like to play poker online. I have downloaded partypoker but i want to play free? on the training table i think i'm just playing the computer?? It would be nice to type messages to the people i'm playing. only want to play free tho as im not that good. Can anyone tell me an easy site to use or explain partypoker to me ( how to play for free ect ) thx in advance! x
where can I get free job training in new york? Hey im 18 and I don't have a ged yet im getting my ged in november but im looking to find out about free job training I can take that does not require a ged or high school diploma something like computer repair I would like to learn that or construction, electrical work, equipment repair, cable installation, refrigeration, clerical work I just want to learn something new a trade that I can pick up and make money from something useful to learn something I can do until november when I get my ged and please don't tell me get a high school diploma instead of my ged because that's not gonna happen I don't have the time and don't tell me about those bull sh*t online programs either im set on my ged its not a bad choice
internetriches.com 7 ways to get paid online scam? I recieved an Email that looks pretty convincing about ways to get paid online. I am unemployed and could definitely use the money, but I am afraid that if I send for the "Free Training CD" They will just either sell my name and address, give my computer a virus, or scam me out of money I don't have. Professional opinions anyone?
Online Personal Training advice as a career? I've seen a couple of things in newspapers saying there's quite a few people making a living from starting a business as 'an online personal trainer', you know giving people advice and info and workout/diet plans etc as you would if you were actually their personal trainer. I thought it would be pretty silly to pay for this stuff seeing as you can get advice for free on the net anyway, but hey. Anyone know about this stuff and whether it's worth looking into because I'm a personal trainer myself but ain't too great with the computer side of things, some of my friends reckon it's about to take off, I don't know, what do you guys think?
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Is free-lancing as a computer tech profitable? Hi. I just received my A+ IT Tech Certification a few months ago and would like to freelance repairing home and small business computer systems (and eventually move to offering networking services to larger employers). I look for every opportunity to gain experience, fixing computers for family, friends, acquaintances, & word-of-mouth referrals. Confident that I possess, at the very least, adequate troubleshooting and repair skills in my new-found career, can one make a decent living with this (freelancing) approach or at least start-up this type of work with my lack of experience? I've tried looking for a stable job with a company, but I get very little response. Even call center-type (tech-related) jobs are very scarce. Please keep in mind that I am continuously going to night school and/or taking online courses at local community colleges to enhance my skills. Although my first priority is make a living on a self-employed basis, I am willing to acquire experience by securing a traditional job with a company employer first. However, I am not getting much, if any, response from my job search as I find myself underqualified (at least in paper) for jobs I am applying to, even the entry-level type. Also please keep in mind that I do have extensive experience in an entirely different field -- administrator/coordinator of youth job training programs. Due to my medical problems and following my doctor's advice, I did make a career chance to an area I feel a alot of passion for. My resume does reflect reflect transferable skills achieved through previous career. Any advise/assistance would be greatly appreciated. p.s. Due to my economic situation, I am not able to look for unpaid volunteer-type work.
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small business server 2003 help please!? does anybody know how to add a user and computer on small business server 2003 or is there any free training available online? thanks, ella
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is there free internet on Amtrak? while i was taking the train, my computer spot a service called "free public wifi". but when i connect to it, i still can't get online. the signal bar display is also different from a regular signal.. so i wonder, is it a free internet?
Whats the best book for learning handwriting? (or online source)? Hi Everyone, Honestly since being in elementary school, I was worse in my handwriting. And usually computer addicts(like me:D) have bad handwritings as I've saw and heard :) Now I'm going to university and want others be able to read my writings easily. So, I'm willing to buy a book, or print an ebook if theres any online, to improve my handwriting. I'm looking for those books which teach like every two word (like ab, ac,bc, ...) and single capitals and non capital letters with places free for training.(grey writing which I write on top like kids :D ) Would appreciate your answers. Thanks
a question about computer problems? I have no training in computers, I am learning as I go along (for the last 3 years). I live in Michigan, and have AVG free antivirus, plus Mozilla Firefox. It seems I just constantly have problems with my computer being slow or error messages. I am not downloading stuff all the time, I just look things up online and get on yahoo and hotmail. Is this a continual problem for anybody with a computer even if you know what you are doing with them? What should the average person without any real training in computers have for cleaning up their PC and getting it to run faster, keeping out viruses, and whatever else there is I don't even know about yet? And how do I know if it's my computer or the internet I have? Is there a way to tell?
How to make babysitting flyers? I just moved and i want to get my name out for babysitting. Yes, i am a trained babysitter. I do not have Microsoft Word on my computer, so is there a good free program online or that i could download to make flyers? Thanks!
Creating a free dating website? Hi i've been thinking about making a free dating website, and very seriously thinking about it. I'm confident i have a got a really good new idea for the dating community online. I don't know anything about web design though but i am willing to learn about web design and computer programming. I know it's hard work but i'm willing! Can i learn about computer programming and learning about HTML, PHP, Javascrpit, etc, by reading books or should i join a web design training school?
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Is this offer a scam, or its the real deal? I've been looking for a data entry job on Craigslist. Most of the emails I got back were scams, but this one might actually be the real deal. Anyone able to verify it? This is the email I received: It is our pleasure to extend the following offer of employment to you on behalf of CSC PAPERS GROUP. Title: ONLINE PAYROLL/DATA ENTRY CLERK This offer is contingent upon your passing our mandatory CV screening, our receipt of your college details, and any other contingencies you may wish to state. We opted to recruit staffs to work online from home to help us do (Balance sheets, account balancing, invoicing recording, proper data analysis of sales records and recording pay slips into account database all through the use of Payroll/Accounting Softwares) REPORTING RELATIONSHIP You are to report to your Supervisor online, who will assign logs of duty daily and you will be required to work according to instructions, using Microsoft Office and Payroll/Accounting Softwares. The function of the software is to arrange, formalize and manage datas you have processed and sent to your supervisor through the Internet. The software also gives your supervisor the total hours you have worked on for the day, which helps us to calculate your working hours. BASE SALARY Salary will be paid weekly or bi-weekly installments of $375:00 weekly, and subject to deductions for taxes and other withholdings as required by law or the policies of the company. BONUS OR COMMISSION POTENTIAL Effective upon satisfactory completion of the 7 days online training of employment, and based upon the goals and objectives agreed to in the performance development planning process with your supervisor, you may be eligible for a bonus. The bonus plan for this year and beyond, should such a plan exist, will be based on the formula determined by the company for that year. NON-COMPETE AGREEMENT Our standard non-compete agreement must be signed prior to start. BENEFITS The current, standard company health, life, disability and dental insurance coverage are generally supplied per company policy. Eligibility for other benefits, including the 401(k) and tuition reimbursement, will generally take place per company policy. Employee contribution to payment for benefit plans is determined annually. STOCK OPTIONS Spell out any options that may be available for purchase. VACATION AND PERSONAL EMERGENCY TIME OFF Personal emergency days are generally accrued per company policy. EXPENSES Spell out any moving or other transition expenses the company will pay.. CAR/PHONE/TRAVEL EXPENSES Normal and reasonable expenses will be reimbursed on a monthly basis per company policy. WORKING REQUIREMENTS This is an online job so you are required to purchase a platinumpay software for 7 Days Intensive online training with your supervisor. (I think thats the scam right there, if there is one) Other equipments to get you working after the training have been provided free of charge by the Company. This includes HP Notebook for mobility, HP Portable Printer and some other Software's for accuracy, Speed of data processing, time monitoring and effectiveness. You also need to install Yahoo! Messenger on your computer, you can download it free on www.yahoo.com. This is to facilitate effective and interactive chat session with your supervisor online during the 7 days online training. when this is done add (Not going to give out the email address here) to your buddy list. FUND FOR EQUIPMENTS You will recieve fund from us and details on the supply of softwares and equipments. When the fund is recieved you are to deduct your training bonus and send the outstanding balance out to the suppliers. NOTE You are require to send us an email with the Subject ** Duration & Payroll/Fund Details ** This should contain answers to the Following: 1. Your Full Name and Address (where to send the funds to) 2. Contact Phone Numbers. 3. How man hours are you willing to Work per day? ( 5hr Maximum ) 4. Time range ( Morning, Afternoon or Evening Section ) 5. Payroll Interval? ( Weekly or Bi-weekly ) 6. Payroll Method? ( Bank transfer or Check ) We look forward to working with you as our Online Staff. CSC Papers Group Human Resources Department will only contact you orally after the completion of the training. TERMS AND AGREEMENT Your employment with CSC Papers Group is at-will and either party can terminate the relationship at any time with or without cause and with or without notice. You acknowledge that this offer letter, (along with the final form of any referenced documents), represents the entire agreement between you and CSC Papers Group and that no verbal or written agreements, promises or representations that are not specifically stated in this offer, are or will be binding upon CSC Papers Group. If you are in agreement with the above outline, please sign below. This offer i
Need help for a 75-year old beginner in computers...? My brave relative just got her first laptop at the age of 75! She knows very basic keyboard, and is new to Vista and the Web. I can't be there to train her in person. I'd be grateful for any recommendations you could provide for free online tutorials, or other at-home training resources to help her with navigation, etc. Thanks!
Online or At Home Jobs Available? Hey all. I am desperately in need of money at the moment and I have absolutely no way of getting it now because I was just laid off from my job because of the disasters in Japan. Apparently they are releasing my co-workers and I to bring job opportunities in America to the Japanese people who lost their jobs in a more dramatic way. While I think this is a great thing they are doing, I can't stop my responsibility as the person who pays the bills in my family and I am now on the hunt for a new job. For now, I am curious if there are any jobs or employment opportunities available online or at home that I could do to hold up my family until I find myself working at a new job. With the economy so poor and the crisis overseas and a low job market in America right know, I'm sure it will not be as easy and as fast as I make it seem before I can call myself employed again. If anyone has any sort of online or at-home work for a early 20s male to do that pays reasonable for the time spent laboring, please let me know. I must say that I am very good when it comes to journalistic writing, web design, and electronic portfolio making, so I am looking for something along those lines if there is anything available to make myself busy with temporarily for a decent amount of pay. I graduated from high school with a large amount of credit in 'Tech Proficiency' after taking 4 semesters of Digital Design and Computer Application classes. I am skilled and trained well with computers, so a simple position like tech support or web designing (such as websites) are something I believe I would be good at. If you believe that you have a job available for me that goes along with the characteristics I mentioned above, let me know. If I were to be employed for a part time online job, I have already set up my PayPal account to accept payments from senders at anytime, so the pay check aspect should not be too much of an issue. If you would like to see some of the work I have created on the computer to know what kind of skills I am talking about, please feel free to contact me privately with any questions you may have. Thank you!
Navy SEALs free time? ok so i want to be a U.S. Navy SEAL.... lets say i passed BUDs training and what not.... i can officially call myself a SEAL... but than what? ok so my main question is will i ever have free time? will i ever be able to be on the computer like i am right now and do stuff i like, ex: Drawing, Watching funny youtube videos, and playing Final Fantasy online? AND!!!!! will the fact that i (in my school) am going to the NJROTC help me git in the SEALs? PLEASE and THANK YOU! =) Oh and can i bring stuff from home with me? as in computers and what not....
What punishment would you want to see given to a person who alegedly eluded police in a high speed chase? There has been a HEATED discussion about punishments handed out to people who elude police in high speed chases. So I want YOU to be the jury on this one. In this scenario, the person successfully evades the police at night on dark country roads and a rather calm and respectful individual with similar clothing and bike is later found. The police and the courts believe they have the right person. Nobody was injured and the roads were nearly empty. Biggest risk was the rider killing himself and the police killing themselves or one of the few people on the road that night (They did 130MPH). So you are now on a jury! Some idiot decides to take police on a wild and reckless chase approaching speeds of 135MPH through several counties. The jerk evades road blocks and shows no respect to the police authority by not stopping even when the police are side by side. The rider escapes and the pursuit is called off shortly after calling out a helicopter. Armed with only a partial plate, dark video and general desciption of bike color and helmet and things like that. an All points bullartin is put out. A tip is called in and an individual matching the description is found on the phone laughing with a local woman, a stranger who was helping him call a wrecker for his broken down bike. He is arrested but is completely cooperative and extremely respectful of the officers. He spends the night in jail before bailing himself out and repairing his failed front brakes. Now for the other side. This individual is an Air Force veteran and successful computer engineer with no record and only a few speeding tickets. Born poor in a 3rd world country and schooled in some of the toughest and most violent schools, he chose the right path in life and graduated with honer leaving. Closest to being arrested was being put in handcuffs after being harrased by cops who tried to accuse him of spraying graffiti on a wall at 7AM on a weekday, when in fact his chain on his bike(which the officer never looked at) was broken and he was waiting on assitance when the police shoewed up. He is a highly trained and skilled rider with race track experience. He has never been in an accident, sold drugs and does not believe in software and music piracy. He also does not drink or smoke and is very health concious. He is single and is passionate about helping troubled youth stay on the right path. He has spoken an numerous high schools and has been voted best presenter by the students. He also offers free training about motorcycle safety and other things online. Specifically he has been a very vocal advocate of discouraging people from running from the police on bikes. Evidence: Low quality police video Very close match on a few items of clothing and three letters(sticker) on his jacket Multiple officers written reports of what they say in pitch black night with their spotlights Maybe you think they have the wrong person, maybe you don't, but let's assume that although not 100% solid it at least looks like this individual very closely matches the description of the runner but there is no description of the actual person at all(can't see them in riding gear). The judge thinks they have the right person and would like a minimum of 30 days in prison and a felony conviction. This will ruin the the man's life and prevent him from being able to help more kids and since he uses a lot of his own money to fund his efforts to helps troubled kids, he will be very limited there. What do YOU think? Did he do it? If he did, will you support the judges proposal? If not what will you support? $2500 fine and probation? The fine and community service, perhaps focusing on preventing other riders from putting their lives and the public at risk? House arrest? Critical factors are: Should there be anymore jail-time than the already spent night in jail and should there be a felony conviction?
Does this look like a scam to you? Job: Virtual Service Data Hello, My name is Carrie Curry , and I am a human resources supervisor at Type Data Virtual ServiceI would first like to thank you for your interest in the position. Here’s a brief overview of what we have to offer you. Remember if you have any questions please feel free to email me back, and I will be sure to respond personally. Description: -Work from home full or part time -Full online training -Pay based on per-completion basis -Work your own schedule Requirements: Computer and email access Competent typing ability Basic internet knowledge Must be able to learn and set goals Details: We are seeking only self motivated people with the desire to work with online advertising. No experience is necessary. You must have a computer with internet access, a working email account, and basic typing skills. You can choose to work full or part time and the hours are set by you. We recommend 18 to 36 hours weekly. You will be processing responses from advertisements; this will be explained to you in the training materials. Everything is sent via email. There is no contract to sign; the amount you choose to process is entirely up to you. As with any job, you must be able to respond to advertisements in a timely manner. Compensation: You will be paid $15.00 to $20.00 for each application you process. For example, if you process 35 in a week you can expect to make $350 to $700 weekly. The average person makes $600 per week. The amount of money you earn is entirely up to you. You will be responsible for keeping track of your earnings for tax purposes. We do not take out anything for government tax purposes, nor provide accounting services. Training: The training materials you receive will give you step-by-step instructions on how to get started. When you receive your training materials, you may begin working the same day. There are no special software requirements for this position, but familiarity with basic computer skills. Payment for work completed: You will receive your payments through PayPal for each application you process. There is a one time non-refundable fee of $15.00 USD. This cost covers the training materials sent to you. Once you process your first response, you will have made back this fee. This is just a small processing fee, protecting from those who are not serious about doing this work. No business can cover administrative cost, wasted time or provide costly materials to everyone who inquires about this position. If this is not acceptable for you, or you cannot afford this small cost, please disregard this email. The training materials and information will be sent to you after we receive your administrative fee, you can begin immediately. If you do not have a PayPal account, click on the link below to open a free account so you can receive payment for your work and purchase your training materials. Please notify me once you have made the payment, so I can be sure the materials are sent to you. This is a completely free service and it is a verified secure website. When making your payment, please enter “Service/Other” in the “For:” field. Please send your payment through PayPal to our account at v_od@ymail.com You will receive your materials within twenty-four hours. If you do not, please email me with your PayPal address so I may confirm receipt. http://www.paypal.com NOTE: You can feel 100% comfortable that this is absolutely not a scam in any way, shape form or fashion. There is one reason and one reason only that hhere is a fee for the training materials. We need to identify those applicants that are going to take this serious. This is an at home job and leaves little ability to monitor applicants efforts. If this minimal fee is not acceptable for you, or you cannot afford this small cost, please disregard this opportunity . But be assured you this is completely genuine and legitimate! ****************************************************************************** Best, Carrie Curry Type Data Virtual Service Asst. HR Supervisor Aaron, I got this from an ad put in Craigslist.
Is this a fraudgulent Job advertisment? BTW i know this is long sorry aye! Thank you for your interest in the data entry position we have advertised with Epublishing. Here's a brief overview of what the position entails. We are seeking only self motivated people with the desire to work with online advertising. No experience is necessary. You must have a computer with internet access, a working email account, and basic typing skills. You can choose to work full or part time and the hours are set by you. You will be processing responses from advertisements and emails from clients. How this is done will be explained to you in the training materials which will be provided. Everything is sent to you via your email account and the amount you choose to process is entirely up to you. As with any job, you must be able to respond to the advertisements in a timely manner. Please Note; This is Not a selling or promotional company. The Advertisements you respond too are from clients seeking information in regards to our Epublishing business. You will be trained with the correct way to respond to them in your training materials. Job Description Work from home full or part time Full online training Pay based on per-completion basis Work your own hours/days Job Requirements Computer and e-mail access Competent typing ability Basic internet knowledge Willingness to learn Salary You will be paid $20.00 for each application you process. For example, if you process 35 in a week you'll make $700 . You will be responsible for keeping track of your earnings for tax purposes, as we do not keep records of your earnings nor do we deduct tax. Training The training materials you receive will give you step by step instructions on how to get started. When you receive your training materials, you may begin working the same day. There are no special software requirements for this position. Payment for work completed You will receive your payments through PayPal for each application you process. We use Paypal as it is the most secure way of sending and recieving payments. There is a ONE TIME non refundable fee of $20. This cost covers the training materials that are sent to you. Once you process your first response, you will have made back this fee. No business can cover administrative costs, wasted time or provide costly materials to everyone who inquires about this position. The training materials and information will be sent to your email after your payment is received; you can then start immediately. If you do not have a PayPal account, click on the link below to open a free account so you can get paid for your work and purchase your training materials. www.paypal.com.au Please notify us once you have made the payment, so we can be sure the training materials are sent to you and you can begin work asap. If you would like to purchase the training materials and start working then please send your payment through PayPal to our PayPal account address: dataentry@live.com.au We look forward to hearing back from you soon, as positions are limited. Sincerely, Amy Blake Epublishing 2008 Sorry im only interested in real responces Stacey B aka virus.
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So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language. Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today". "For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play." Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with." Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?" Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed." The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door. Mom : "Now what do I do?" Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!" Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed. Then he replies, good, then you can get your own damn blanket. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal." So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did. I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me your name again, dear?" There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know there are starving people in those third world countries, and you're just wasting that food. Then package it up and ship it to 'em if you're so concerned you dumb shit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time. The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor!" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..." A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" inquired the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there." "My wife is from Minnesota", exclaimed the manager. The boy instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!" I Have no Idea what happened here!! SORRY
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