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You Might Be A Redneck Firefighter If.........................?

Your two way radio transmissions all begin with "Breaker, Breaker" * You have ever been dispatched to a working "cow" fire * You ever put out a cow chip fire * Your PASS alarm goes "Yeee Haw" * You dispatch center ever said "Y'all can't miss it" * You used your rescue air bags as furniture at the fire station * You refill your air bottles at the local gas station "Free Air" hose * Your department has a Rescue Bubba and a Rescue Cow for training * You only wash down the floor in the station to "keep the dust down" * Your radio call signal is "Wheee doggies" * You have to mark the department out of service two weeks during deer season and every Sunday during the Winston Cup Race * You bought a computer so you could get NASCAR Online on the Internet * You count reading fire magazines in the bathroom as training hours * Your last four fire department raffles were for a shotgun...and a member won it each time. * You borrowed the department's quick dump tank so you could have a neighborhood pool party * Your safety officer is the person who broke his arm at the last house fire * Your rehab consists of a cold beer and a pack of "nabs" * Your last serious fire was your fire department BBQ * You used your "good" fire house as a bumper on your boat dock * You have a shotgun rack in the back of your fire truck....and got two bucks on your last call * Your Hurst tool is on loan to the local body shop * You use a hanging noose knot for all your rescue operations because it's real adjustable * You don't allow a person to join the department unless they own a pickup * You wore a hole in your fire boots....while wearing them at your full time job * You keep 2 packs of "Red Man" in your turnout gear for "emergencies" * Your departments brush truck doubles as your hunting truck * You voted against the last person for chief because he was a Jeff Gordon fan * You painted your new rescue truck to look like Earnhardt's race car * You borrowed the fire truck to use the spotlights for deer hunting * The directions to your last house fire was "Go down past the last house you burnt up"....and you know exactly which house they are talking about * You ever went diving in a swimming pool with your SCBA equipment.....just to see how it would work * You must take the battery out of your tractor to put in the fire truck before you go on calls * Your preacher borrows your PASS alarms each Sunday for church to keep the congregation awake * You consider "2 in and 2 out" to be two guys in the cab and two on the tailboard of the truck * The last girl you kissed was named Rescue-Annie and you enjoyed it so much you are thinking seriously about asking her out * Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene * You have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper * Your firehouse has wheels * You've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse * Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk * You've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment * You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt there ground * Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it * You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck * Your rescue truck can smoke the tires * Your department's name is misspelled on your equipment * The nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment * Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing * The local news crew won't put your department on T.V. because you embarrassed them last time. * You've ever locked the keys in your trucks * You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy * Your defibrillator consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder * You've ever taken a girl out in a pumper * Your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire * Your pumper smokes more than the house fire * You've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire * You've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot * You've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck * You've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill * You hand out spit cans before each meeting * You have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer * Your equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em * Everyone on your department is related in some way or another * Your annual vacation plans depend on where the state EMS conference is held. * You have as many ambulances in town as you do EMTs. * You thought your first ambulance " run " would be a 5K. * You think that the ABCs stand for " Always Being on Call. " * When you are unsure of which pager went off and what y

Public Comments

1. Too many scenarios, but they were funny. Should Larry The Cable Guy suddenly decide to become a "blue-collar Fireman"? That would be hilarious.
2. Lol some were funny